Six months. Five systems. One business that finally runs like yours.Systemarium
You didn't fail the system. The system failed you.
Come in, friend. Pull up a chair.
You've tried the templates. You've bought the planners. You've watched the YouTube tutorials and taken the courses and built the Notion databases that felt amazing for exactly eleven days before they became another abandoned project you feel guilty about.
And you keep thinking: why can't I just make this work?
Here's what the Crystal Ball shows me: you're not broken. You never were.
You've been handed systems designed for linear brains and told to run your business through them. No wonder they keep collapsing. A spell cast for someone else's magic will never work for yours.
The Systemarium is a six-month group program where neurodivergent business owners stop borrowing other people's systems and start building ones that are actually theirs.
$1,500 · Enrollment closes March 1 · 8 spots remaining
What it is
Six months in Systemarium
Systemarium is not a course you consume and forget. It's not a coaching container where you talk about your problems and leave without solutions.
It's a guided, structured, community-held space where you build real, functioning systems. At your own pace, in your own way, with your own brain at the center.
We spend six months together. The first three months, I teach. The last three months, you build. Throughout all of it: you are held, supported, and never shamed for the pace you move at.
You will leave with a business that has actual infrastructure. Not a vision board. Not a list of intentions. A working system: documented, duplicatable, and designed for the way you actually function.
THE STRUCTURE
How the magic unfolds
Month 1: Foundation Before we build anything, we name what's there. You'll map your entire business ecosystem — the invisible systems already running under the surface — and we'll find out what's holding you back and what's quietly working.
Month 2: Planning & Strategy Systems We tackle the hardest part first: the system that holds all the other systems. You'll build the planning structure that keeps you from reinventing the wheel every week and losing track of what actually matters.
Month 3: Your First Self-Led System You choose where to go next. We teach, you build, I give you personal video feedback on what you've made. By the end of month three, you know how to do this.
Months 4–6: Systems in Motion This is where the magic compounds. With the foundation set and your first system built, you continue building at your pace, with your cohort, and with ongoing support in our Discord space. You'll leave with 5–7 complete systems documented and running.
What you actually get
Over six months, you'll have access to:
24 weekly group calls: live teaching plus hot seat coaching every single week
Complete Systemarium Framework: the methodology for building systems that stick for neurodivergent brains
Base templates for 7 system areas: content, client delivery, planning, email & communication, financial operations, audience & CRM, and strategy
5 personalized video feedback sessions on the systems you actually build
The Business Ecosystem Map: your complete audit and roadmap from month one
Discord community with six months of async support, accountability, and real talk
Workbook and implementation guides
All call recordings, accessible within 24 hours
Time commitment: 3–5 hours per week. Structured enough to keep you moving. Flexible enough to work with your real life.
Who it’s for
This is for you if...
You've tried systems before and they've never stuck, and you're starting to wonder if you're the problem (you're not)
You're neurodivergent (like me) and you've never found a framework that actually works for your brain
You're a solopreneur or small business owner who has been running on vibes and willpower and you know it's not sustainable
You want to be in a room with other people who get it. The shame spirals, the abandoned systems, the brilliant ideas that never quite land
You're ready to actually build something, not just plan to build it someday
This is not for you if you're looking for done-for-you implementation, you want a quick fix, or you're not ready to show up consistently for six months. The Systemarium works because you do the work. With support, yes, but the work is yours.
Did you read the picket sign outside that says “Em, Systems support & strategy bog witch”?
I’ve helped my clients move from 7-day stress cycles to focused 4-day work weeks, often seeing their revenue 10x once we name the chaos that’s keeping them caged.
I’m an ADHD business owner and mom of 2 humans and 3 animals, so I know what it’s like to run a business with a busy life and a non-linear brain.
I’ve spent years behind the scenes of scaling coaching businesses, untangling the knots that keep brilliant people away from mental peace.
As an Executive Support Specialist and Business Coach, I’ve helped high-level entrepreneurs build the scaffoldings that support their businesses to grow.
I’ve seen how rigid, corporate systems act like cages for people like us. So I started creating systems that supported ADHD-friendly momentum. Systems that take what feels like a curse on most days, and transform it into the most powerful spells.
Words from the Counseled
“I was working 7 days a week and felt like if I stopped moving for one second, everything would collapse. Em saw what I couldn't. She named the exact energy leaks I had been feeling but couldn't identify. 48 hours later, I had a beautiful themed map that made me literally gag, and a detailed gameplan.”
“Em has a unique ability to take all the creative chaos in your brain and turn it into a clear, structured plan. It feels like an exhale in my body.”
“I’m not stuck under an avalanche anymore. It’s a pile of stones I can move one by one. A much more manageable project.”
“For the first time in 4 YEARS I actually feel like I’m 'caught up' with where I need to be. I went from a whirlwind of post-it notes and constant anxiety to a 4-day work week. My revenue 10x-ed, and I’m back in love with my work.”
Systemarium opens its doors March 2.
Seven spots. One cohort. Six months to build the business infrastructure you've been cobbling together out of hope and sticky notes.
You don't need another template. You don't need another planner. You need a room full of people who understand your brain, a methodology that works with it, and six months to actually build something that lasts.
Enrollment closes March 1.
$1,500. Payment plan available.
